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PUNCH IT IN THE FACE Witch:  You must pass a test. Now answer wisely. What do you do when life gives you lemons? Carlötta:  You make lemonade? Witch:  Wrong! You punch it in the face. What happens when the going gets tough? Carlötta: The tough get going? Witch:  Wrong! The tough punch the going in […]

Do thunderstorms awaken the wolf in you? Or the witch? Transcript: It was the perfect storm. The thunder was equal parts crackle and boom, and the lightning that followed threw off shards of light, split the dark and sewed it up again. This night, this moon, this storm were for wolves and witches, and Sara, […]

Donk (formerly C4) of Best in Galaxy has recently come into some money and decides to start a family.  It doesn’t go all that well. Don’t forget to #WashYourHands Story and voice by Mark Restuccia 

A great, 60-second question: Where do lakes come from? Lather up and give this explanation a listen! Find more stories by Allison Schleisman and more voicework by Thomas Anthony Jones by finding Elaine’s Cooking for the Soul on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever else you find your survivalist podcasts. www.patreon.com/elainescooking TRANSCRIPT: When the Big Mice […]

Service Human #1: Can I help you? Human #2: Yes, can I get two pancakes with a side of bacon? Human #1: You do realize this is the Army Recruitment Office… Human #2: Oh. Well then I’ll have two pancakes with a side of bacon, and thank you for your service. Written by David S. […]

How many times can you really sing Happy Birthday or the ABCs before you’re ready to launch the paper towel dispenser out the nearest window? (Apparently the answer is 88, but we won’t discuss how we know that.)  To ease the pain of yet another 20 seconds standing at the sink, a group of podcasters […]