Things aren’t looking great for you this week, Cancer. Best get your affairs in order.
This episode is not explicit.
Written by Shannon Perry, performed by Bonnie Brantley of Oz 9.
Shannon Perry is the creator and complete disaster behind Oz 9.
Horrorscope: Cancer, for the next week, if you find you need to use the bathroom in the middle of the night…don’t. Hold it or get a bedpan. You don’t know this, but when you turned away from your bathroom mirror last night, your reflection reached out its arms to you in the dark. Whether to caress you or pull you through to the nightmare side, I don’t know, but I wouldn’t take the chance.
This episode of Listen, Rinse, Repeat was written by Shannon Perry and performed by Bonnie Brantley, both of Oz 9.
Music: When Bats Fly by Neil Cross, Storyblocks