MADONNA SPECTACLE 4: THE QUEST FOR THE PHALLOS


The quest for the phallos. 
 
This episode is not explicit.  
 
Written by Øystein Ulsberg Brager. 
 
MADONNA SPECTACLE – Kiba Walker 
 
Produced by Karin Heimdahl 
 
Script consultants Leeanne Stoddart and Remi J. Hovda.     
 
Original music by Anthony Luis Sanchez. Sound effects either created by Karin or from freesound.org under the Creative Commons 0 license. 
 
Øystein Ulsberg Brager is a freelance theatre director and playwright. He is joint artistic director of Imploding Fictions, and co-creator of the award winning audio fiction podcast The Amelia Project. He currently works as a dramaturg at the Norwegian regional theatre Unge Viken Teater where he also runs a young writers program. 
 
Kiba Walker is an American actor, musician, director, writer, and performer based out of Dallas-Fort Worth, Texas. Kiba currently has one album out, titled “XO”, that released in May 2016. He runs a music channel called “KibaKovers”, adapting anime and video game openings into English for a broader audience, as well as regular Top 40 covers. He is also one of the champions of the hit Fort Worth Drag Competition, The 3, as Salem Moon!  
 
 
 
Links: 
Øystein Ulsberg Brager oysteinbrager.com
Kiba Walker https://www.kibawalkervoices.com/
Karin Heimdahl https://y2kpod.com
Leeanne Stoddart https://www.instagram.com/leeanne_m_s/
Remi J. Hovda https://www.instagram.com/nabiyeongeisha/
Anthony Luis Sanchez https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC8mqJY4bOeb4IP285vKj4OA 
https://www.anthonyluissanchez.com/  
 
TRANSCRIPT 
 
MADONNA SPECTACLE
I’m competing in a tri-state drag pageant. There’s a huge, shiny, phallic trophy and I want it.
I sing “You’ll see”. I don’t lip-sync, I sing. It’s my thing.
I have no monitor! I gesture to the sound guy. I try to make the gesturing into a dance move. He
doesn’t get it. I forget my choreography. Now I’m singing out of key and trying to make up dance
moves. I forget the lyrics.
I kick the monitor. My heel breaks. I try to walk off, but suddenly my leg gives. I fall. My dress
tears. The audience laughs. Then Madonna appears to me in the wings:
 
MADONNA SPECTACLE AS MADONNA, WHISPERING
Madonna Spectacle… you don’t need anyone at all!
 
MADONNA SPECTACLE
I have a flash of inspiration, and as I drag my sorry drag-queen ass off the stage, I shout:
 
MADONNA SPECTACLE, SHOUTING, TEARY EYED AND BROKEN*
I know I’ll survive
I know I’ll stay alive!
 
MADONNA SPECTACLE
They love me! They think it’s a comedy routine. I don’t get the trophy. I’m a genius. I’m not. I just
have a really cool guardian angel.
 
Credits 
This episode of Listen, Rinse, Repeat was performed by Kiba Walker as Madonna Spectacle.
It was written by Øystein Brager and produced by Karin Heimdahl with original music by Anthony Luis Sanchez.

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