PSA FAILURE


The announcer can’t get behind what he’s selling.

This episode is not explicit.

“PSA FAILURE” was written and performed by Lee Shackleford of RELATIVITY.

https://relativitypodcast.com/

TRANSCRIPT

“PSA FAILURE”

PRODUCER: And we’re rolling.
SFX: BEEP
ANNOUNCER: (reading) “At times it can seem there’s nothing but bad news in the world. But you’ll be glad to know there are signs that things may be finally …” Who’s going to believe this?
PRODUCER: Try it again.
SFX: BEEP
ANNOUNCER: “At times it can seem there’s nothing but bad news in the world. But you’ll be glad to know — ” (He cracks up laughing)
SFX: BEEP
ANNOUNCER: “At times it can seem there’s — ” (He cracks up laughing)
SFX: BEEP
ANNOUNCER: (Now reading in absurdly melodramatic voice)
“At times it can seem there’s nothing but bad news in the world. But you’ll be glad to know there are signs that things may be finally looking up!”
You mean, like that?
SFX: BEEP
NADIA: “PSA FAILURE” was written and performed by Lee Shackleford of the RELATIVITY podcast.

Ready, set….wash!

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